Alcest, mogwai, pre roots max era sepultura, turn of the 90's southern florida death metal, Deathspell Omega, my bloody valentine, finntroll, ride, isengard, the cure, dag nasty, the smiths, mock, ad hominem, jesu, turning point, peste noire, emperor, indigo girls, eyehategod, buzzov*en, cocteau twins, red sparowes, team dresch, neurosis, explosions in the sky, satanic warmaster, bolt thrower, wolves in the throne room, carcass, a long list of non national socialist black metal bands because i am a dirty impure liberal who promotes multi culturalism to the hilt. i kinda grew up in the turn of to mid 90's DIY hardcore scene so I spent alot of time at living room shows and in kitchens over big pots of vegan chili (i aint vegan, dont worry). It was a fun time, like reflecting with other people. Talk about a time that can never be recreated.

Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trick Baby, The Legend of Billie Jean, Zombie Apocalypse, The Royal Tennenbaums, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowsky, Doom Generation, Nowhere, Fortress, Happiness, Pans Labyrinth, Short Bus, Legend, The Princess Bride, Labyrinth and tons of other epic sagas

tales of nordic folklore, self help articles in oprah magazine, rachel ray's shopping lists and medical forensic suspense novels

In the summer time me and my friends like to give unsuspecting straight hairy dudes a coctail of roofy and viagra. It never works out exactly the way we plan it, i mean.. There are only so many husky dudes you can bury in your basement before it starts to smell. Expecially with the combination of heat, no ac and the kitty litter boxes down there. Atleast it stays hard for 2 hours post mortem.

I'm a red bearded, chubby, very furry man living in Columbus, OH. I like my boyfriend, my other friends and swimming pools. Also really like dudes with hair growin' out they faces.